The Life of a Gay Pest

Banana splits (alcoholic) are awesome.

How do you lose the fat over your lower abdomen? My upper abs are fine, but the belly that sticks out over my jeans is pretty annoying.

And how do you make your ass bigger and perkier without gaining weight elsewhere?

...I just made myself sound like a tub of lard with a tiny bottom. I am not! Though I would appreciate some answers or advice.

Does anyone know of good and decently-priced apartments/studios around the LA region? Preferably close to Monrovia/Arcadia.

I'm so desperate to move out. It's gonna break mother's heart, but I don't want to let her break my life.

Anyone wanna be my roommate? :/

Now running XP Pro on Mimi. Gave up on Vista, like how I gave up on men. They look good, but nothing works, and so much headache.

I need to move out.

This house arrest shit is seriously fucked up.

I have so, so, SOOOOO much frustration with Vista. My bluetooth driver would NOT install, my VirtualDub-MPEG2 does not load HD streams correctly, my Firefox freezes so much, tons of other programs get buggy, I WANT TO FUCKING BREAK THE LOADING CIRCLE INTO PIECES.

But Vista is, after all, so, so, SOOOOO pretty. Though I am afraid I will roll back to XP+SP2 within a week if this shit continues.

Fuck Windows for putting out such unstable releases and for being so vain.

My baby arrived today. It's drop-dead gorgeous.

Still thinking about a name though.

Too bad Gisele has already been used (my car).

I'm feeling Mimi. All the Mimi's I've known in my life have been beautiful.

Anyway. Two of my coworkers just asked me whether they could hook up some of their friends with me. Duuuuuude, do I scream single or what?!

*mesmerized*

By the way, there are TONS of wireless networks into which I can tap. Forget paying for internet, dude ;D

I felt like pampering myself, so I ordered this baby today.

Gonna be hella broke for a while, but that shit is worth it.

Would have preferred something sexier (e.g., a VAIO), but this one will do.

Coworkers look at me weird when I call certain electronics "sexy" -.-;;

My favorite author passed away D: